redemption

it might be important for me to let you know that morgan freeman now works at the advance auto parts store down the street from my house, i saw him there this morning. i'm not sure of the implications of this. apparently he is God now, so... i'm a little wary that he might be calling me to part the lake overholser or something, possibly as a third installment to his evangelistic videos in the '____almighty' franchise. we'll see. he was very helpful. when i walked in and asked for assistance, he said "i'm known to locate certain things... from time to time..."