dungarees
i dug out a pair of old jeans to wear to work today. admittedly, they were severely tight, but i figured they would stretch out as the day wore on. about 10 minutes into the drive to work, i realized that i was losing feeling from the waist down. they were actually CUTTING OFF MY CIRCULATION!!! i spent the rest of the day with them unbuttoned in front, the only thing keeping them up and hiding my shame being my tool belt and untucked t-shirt. yeah, that's the way i roll.
posted by jöe at 12:15 AM
1 Comments:
you should really include a reference to your manhood as something holding your jeans up. adds manliness and bravado to your story.
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