Saturday, March 18, 2006

massive meat

so you may have gotten a text about this from me yesterday... some of you responded:

"penis -- $3.99"

"No thanks, i already have massive meat" [current winner]

"selling yourself again, huh joe? all those false promises are gonna come back to haunt you"

"ooh, what are the delivery options?!" [honorable mention]

"so we should probably head over there and see what we get offered, huh?"

please feel free to add your witty/ grody submissions to the comments section. the winner will receive eternal glory & lots of chicks.

the winner will actually receive NOTHING.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's true....size really matters...

3:40 PM  
Blogger aem said...

I wonder if it's gone bad? Maybe there really is a shelf life with these things...

10:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wonder if they will have a tiny meat sale?

7:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget to come in next week for our fish sale!!!!

7:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how come my reply didn't make your list, i should've won with "where"

8:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see Dave Meek has found a new career.

7:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

people, people...stop this with anonymity!!! (i feel like that is spelled wrong)
Joe, i'm sitting in court the other day waiting for my case to get called, and this girl i work with gets a Look@OKC because she is convinced that I'll be in there sometime (she thinks i'm a mad club-hopping animal or something...haven't figured out why). She's flipping through the pic pages and I glance over and see Sophie's smiling face, with yours next to it. I already told you this, and i'm really just posting it on here so everyone will go look and you'll be slightly famous for a week.

9:58 PM  

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