cogito ergo sum
nothing like unemployment to give you the freedom to put your feet up, think thoughts, unfurl your mullet, and let the good times roll. i regret nothing. i do, however, feel pangs of sorrow for those less fortunate. may your suffering end quickly if not mercifully.
by the way, i made $400 for sleeping all night, and napping all day. i have found my calling.
posted by jöe at 10:42 PM
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i despise phyllis. she left a message yesterday when i was in the shower. and has now gone back into hiding, not responding to my message or answering her phone. just a little teasing message to keep me hanging on. i request that when you see her next, you slap her....hard.
what you first must understand is, phyllis is a complex woman... you must use finesse. she spoke with andy and crystal today, so it should be a matter of time. she told me on tues that they were nearing the end of the study and having to put some people on hold... keep your fingers crossed.
haha. thanks for all the tips. (*leans back in chair and cracks knuckles*) looks like it's time for the t-train to go to work on our foxy phyllisian damsel.
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